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Tuesday, March 08, 2005
Indonesian Sending Warships To M'sian Waters.
Pretty freaky isn't it?
You can read more about it here .
And they even hacked the USM forums. Here's a report.
Awh..and the Malaysian goverment actually paid to send all the illegal immigrants back to their country. For free.
We sent help during the Tsunami thing.
This is what you get for treating people nicely eh.
and so we live and learn.
Posted at 02:03 pm by kirksman
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Monday, March 07, 2005
Since I came back to malacca,today's the first day I went out with my friends for makan. Pretty cool lar see everybody after so long never see them. Almost four months actually. Wanted to go makan "yong tau fu" at my friend's boyfriend shop but what to do,friend had work at two.
So we had to eat at one shop first then send my friend back. And nicely my friend says she really wanna eat the "yong tau fuf" making it sound like there's only one shop in malacca that sells that. So we drive lar all the way,down about 8KM's just to eat "yong tau fu!?!" Aishoo.....wat to do,but fun also lar since so long never keluar with the fler.
Bugger drive car like drive some kinda Nascar competition lidat ballz....mad siot!! Bloody car just about 2 inches away she can still turn,girls! Scary shit.
She says she can eat more than me,but nonsense..in the end still I win. I eat rice already before going to the taufu shop but still i win lar.
She Eat/Drink
Ten Fishballs Three "tau qua" Kiewtiaw(Tak Habis!!!! Tinggal 3/4) 100 Plus
I Eat
Eight Fishballs Seven "tau qua" Barley Ice Preserved Fruit Rice with petai(my piss stinks!) Cincau Ice
YeS!! I rock lar!! Girls cannot beat my stomach!! And then at night also can keluar makan second round. One friend of mine is going to HELP Institute,another is possibly going to Taylor's or INTI and another two are going to start working because they think they cannot study anymore. I guess I am going for THE most boring route. Form Six.
What kind of idiot goes for Form 6 when he has the chance to go to college? I wanna give myself sometime to think only lar,and also so that lessen my dad's burden. This year finish paying for the house and everything else already what. So take some time off lor,then next year I can get a car when I go to college. What to do,father not a millionaire. I kira good son lar lidat.
I noticed that everybody still speaks normal like no strings attached,nothing held back. It's so unlike my other group of friends. With this group we can call each other names and still laugh at it. Doesn't happen with my other groups of friends though. I guess this is what happens when you know each other for a very long time and are very close.
Sadly,we're all going out differnt routes after this. One's going to US next year because she's under the ADP and the other two are going to work.
What the hell,is this how it all ends?
Posted at 10:40 pm by kirksman
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Sunday, March 06, 2005
Ouch.....I Know How To Wake Up On Sleepy Mondays
This is pretty useful for you lazy kids who can't wake up on an early monday morning. When your mom wakes you up,or your alarm clock goes off with an irritiating rooster going "cockabdoodle!!!" but you still can't get your lazy ass off the bed, I suggest doing this. Roll on the floor with your eyes 3/4 closed,and do push-ups. It's bloody hard to do it in the morning,but it actually helps. It works and that's all that matters. I'm lazy 2 explain Once your eyes are like open,and all...jump and stretch for like 5 minutes. Close the door cuz your parents might think you gone "kuku" and call for help. I ain't esponsible for that. \m/ :) Anyway that done,this is what I'm talking about. Fitness. The one word that send chills down any 180lb 5"10 Tommy. A lot of big fat people think that they're living a great life. They have enough to eat,they've got enough cash in their big fat wallets to buy enough Big Mac's to feed kids in Africa for a month and they do not excercise. I'mma gonna let you know that,excercising isn't really torture. It's fun when you have the right company,you'll feel fresh after excercise and most importantly,it helps your health. It lowers risks or heart attacks or any of those kinda big fat ugly man diseases. And as a bonus,you'll have a sexier body like that of Mister 50 Cent. And "mfkr" if you don't got a great company with you,find one. Buy em burgers or whatever,just get company,girl guy whatever.Sex comes later. Here's a pretty good link to find for excercises. This is also a great link. Or hereIt' got pictures and some instructions for you lazy kinks that don't like reading a lot. It's all body weight excercises which means there's no use of weights or anything.So it saves a few hundered bucks off the hardware. I believe that people should start training with their own bodyweight instead of using heavy weights. Those can come later when you feel that you're not adding any strength or muscle mass through your weight excercises. Goodbye people,and hope to see a fitter community of malaysians and everybody else around the world.
Posted at 09:32 pm by kirksman
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There's like over a thousand stuff that I really want but never had them. It's cuz I'm not some rich son of a rich man and yeap,I do know that life's very unfair. -Some people have the hottest looks with the brains to match and cash to complete the whole package. -Some people,do not have the hottest looks,with average brains and enough money for the normal stuff. -Some people,are bloody ugly with the worst brains in the universe and hardly enough money to buy food. I happen to fall in the average brains bla bla bla part,so I guess I can still complain. And don't tryda be a bitching asshole and come tell me I shouldn't this and that and many more people more unlucky than me. Shut the hell up,i'm not interested in listening to your goody two shoes comments. I try to speak but nobody hears me. I guess the top 10 things that I really wannt are; 1.A condominium in Kuala Lumpur to live in. I hate malacca and I hate terrace. It's either bungalow or condominium for me.Condo still best cuz i'm fcking lazy. 2.A car after I get my license.Just a stupid Malaysian Proton is fine. 3.A FX-55 workstation for the time being. Next 3 months upgrade. 4.A Canon Digital SLR Camera. I always aim to overkill cuz I'm bound to learn all the functions in 2 days of even the most complicated item. 5.A Sony 40GB Mp3 player. Sony's always better than Ipod in sound quality. 6.Having more than enough pocket money everyday. SO I can buy reload cards and stuff and CD's : ) 7.A comfy moderately small room with just my computer runnin 24/7,a "room" theater system and obviously bed and cupboard la dey. in fact, i guess that's just all i want. I can't even reach eight. See how "simple" i am I thought it'd be fun to see what other individuals want. So this are just the stuff i want that can be bought with money. The rest I dunno lar,but i think a lot comes from money first. that's why i'mma gonna do stuff man. huge stuff,but right now i have to go for form 6 and finish it ASAP. Cheerios
Posted at 03:26 pm by kirksman
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Saturday, March 05, 2005
I actually feel that pop music is pretty darned fine. Not all the types lar though,stuff from Savage Garden and stuff la. It helps when I want to listen to something that's not as boring as Jazz or too heavy like Rock and stuff.Still I am a true fan of rock music. I do occasionally listen to heavy music like Slipknot SLipknot cuz these guys are really talented musicians. 9 people in a band and yet they sound much tighter than a 3 piece band.(sorry, Blink 182 is rather messy) Anyway,I'm really trying to figure out why This blog is getting so many reads. Like 11000 a day!! What's she selling? What's attracting so many reads?? If it's looks she has and a shape, this friend of mine beats her in my opinion. Hey in fact this chick is pretty hot as well. Somehow stumbled unto her page. Here.Wat is it lar exactly that pulls people? what did I do in my xfresh blog that got it reads? what is it?? what the hell am i missing?!!! i want reads and comments lar dey.
Posted at 10:12 pm by kirksman
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Friday, March 04, 2005
Keep My Entries Short And Sweet.
I don't wanna confuse people anymore by going from one subject to another subject. Like how that Clarkson car critic guy,Jeremy Clarkson that goes from the Queen Of England's gloves to a Maserati.
Hehe,after a long time I didn't get to chat with my friend,today I had the opportunity to chat with her again.
It was fun lar to see how she's still very funny and adorable and all that.
She has hardly changed. In fact,she hasn't! Only I have turned happier after chatting with her.
It's not that I like her or anything. Yeah, I mean as my friend...I like her a lot. But that's it. It's just that she makes everybody feel good about themselves.
She's the type that's good and nice to anybody no matter how others are mean to her.
I feel very lucky to have such a friend. Maybe someday we'll all lose some of our friends when we grow up. It's impossible to keep them all.
But this is one friend,I'll keep in contact for the rest of my life if I can. Though I can't forsee the future but I do believe that we will be friends for life. At least I hope so lar dey.
I'm wondering what the fuck was I thinking last time when I got angry at her for the smallest reason. Oh that was my boss'es fault. He's an dung'corpse'hole moron.
Come back to think of it,I was so stupid. She was joking and I took it overly seriously.
She's one of the bestest friend I've ever had and I'mma gonna learn to appreciate that. (yea this whole entry is bout you kid,if you're reading.I appreciate your company and all.(-Fappy-)
I'm not goin into details because a blog is for me to express myself and I think i've already expressed a little too much shit in my head that could possibly land my ass in jail so i've decided to totally lay off the criticising politicians and world leaders on my blog. They say freedom of speech,but freedom of speech is only this much |-|
What kinda fuckin moron am I? I'm weird because I try too hard to be different from others. I do not want to follow the norms.
So now I've changed my attitude so much,it's actually affecting my personality. I can't remember what the hell I was 3 years ago. Damn it's not a good thing.
Anybody can help me remember what i was 3 years ago? I need help. I'm tired of being different. i want not be a leader or anything special anymore. I do want to be a plain normal guy like any other Tom Mark And Travis.
Okay mofreak,i'm doing it again. Fergit it. I'm off.
Posted at 08:34 pm by kirksman
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Wednesday, March 02, 2005
Really Want To Meet Adults Which Have Innovative Money Making Ideas.
Not any illegal money making schemes or maybe like selling diesel at Thailand kind of story. But I want to meet adults or even teenagers or youths that care more than just spending their parents money.
I want to learn how to make more money for my parents and everybody else I care for. I understand that some people have overly rich parents(reminds me of my cousin) so they really do not care all that much about money. But considering the fact that i am not exactly born in the richest family in Malaysia, i care a LOT about it.
Unlike my father,who believes that the best way to make money,is to work hard and then maybe strike a little lottery once in a while. That's not my opinion of making money. HELL NO~!! This is what I've been doing:
I've searched for retailers selling small small items that I can sell with minimal risks. It's a learning process. I'll have to learn to crawl before I run. So far,I've been selling handphones. Cheap ones mind you. I've been selling MP3 watches. I've also been selling sim cards. Shoes. Shirts. Yea,stuff.
I make a good amount of money. I can't exactly reveal how much exactly,but there's more than one item that gives me a triple digit return for every item i sell.
I also used to follow this handphone reload card thingy. I buy the card for RM13 and I sell it for RM29. The reason many people do not want to follow this scheme is because it's kinda ridiculious really. You buy ten cards for RM13 tha'ts actualy worth RM30. Sounds like the perfect business if you don't think so much. But that's the problem with people nowdays. They think too much. Just join the darn scheme and let me earn RM70 bucks darn it.
I'm think i wuz actually making more money than my dad in that month. It was just that one month because it was nearly christmas and everybody were rushing to buy items for their loved ones.
BUT!! Thanks to my "fun today,pain tomorrow" attitude sometimes...i spent the money for clothes and some presents for my close friends. HEy i'm still a teenager for fuck's sakes!!
These are just the small stuff I'm doing. I'm just learning. I don't have the businessman blood so I really need to learn myself. It took a dog load of guts for me to take my first step. And unlike what my dad told me,it's not exactly that hard or scary to start a business.
Can I really do it one day? Can I really be a millionaire? My dad never had a chance because he was too scared. Can I have that chance?
i'm a SICk kid.
Posted at 09:06 am by kirksman
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WooohOO!! Slipknot definitely gempak nak mampos!!! One thing that I cannot stand about "metal" bands is that they tend to "sing" and then reach a certain point where they voice can't take it no more,and they start screaming like a bunch of bitches on a sharpened bamboo stake.
Corey is definitely the BEST metal vocalist any death metal kinda band can have. Awhhh awesome vocals. You guys out there,have got to listen to this band. Apart from the great vocals,they have this extremely tight factor and they are so amazing in the sense that,how can a band with 9 members play properly. How can they make the music they make? The guitarist is equally amazing. Just listen. Man.....it's great!!! I've been cranking up the volume cuz it's really that good. The drummer,Joey Jordison in my eyes,the double bass drum god just totally kicks ass in "The Heratic Anthem" The drummer for Lamb Of God is also amazing. In fact,almost all these metal drummers are awesome la.
And,no i'm not a metalhead. I listen to anything and everything.I can even listen to fusion jazz and appreciate it. But i cannot listen to too much hiphop. Only a bit,till a certain point and my head goes.....
"hmm,this guy is telling me that his mom's gottta penis and he likes this girl so much he wants her to suck his cock. I shouldn't even know this"
macam sial,bodo sial the lyrics sometimes. And my parents don't let me buy the camera,I'm gonna whine my ass about it and do nothign for the next couple of weeks.
Fuck i am useless. joorr......
And what's with these chicks who think they breast too much milk or sumthing izzit? keep doing that head at one side,push my breast up and expose some skin and show a cute face. Awww......you expect me to go like that? FIrst thing,that goes in my head. This girl needs sex. A lot of it. BUt not from me they always take senget one side one,cannot take from front izzit? scared people know you're not half as cute as you really are? Use that stupid cap to cover for fuck's sakes arh?
Alright!!! so i'm slightly jealous that i don't have a photogenic face. am I? oh whatever.
Posted at 06:01 am by kirksman
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Tuesday, March 01, 2005
Haha,Of Course Life Isn't Fair!!
Forget Javascript and Flash and all, I suck so bad in HTML,I can't even make my background black and maintain this kinda layout. I can't even fix my font properly and although it does look kinda pretty clean for the time being,it's going to change really soon.
I must have my simple neat black background and arial font!! It's important as eating and breathing and having sex is to your parents. I can never sit down and see something not bein perfected yet. It must be perfick.
And damn,my dad didn't agree to me buying the digital camera. He says he has to fix the car and let me take my car license. Yeah right,all bullshit. He's been saying this since April 2004. It's already March 2005. Haha,relying in my dad for money. Right,I'd have better luck stealing a panda from the Zoo Of China. He's just earning enough to support us and pay for this oversized house.
Why the hell do four people in which two are hardly at home need such a big house for? We should just stay in an apartment or small single storey terrace house. So much money is being spent in this house which is so far from the town. They're only convincing themselves that this area will build up. Currently it's the eight year i'm living in this wretched area. I don't see any developtment. Just a couple of houses,shops and this and that.
But wait,this is malacca. of course there's nothing here. it's like living in Iowa only that this place,the people are very mean,very selfish,very cina'beng'ish and we have no car.I need a car damnit,i need a license!
Like any other kid,I've always pondered what my life would be like if we were living in KL,my dad earns RM9888(notice 9888 looks bigger than 10000) a month and I get to go for gigs and party with my friends every single week.
I'd be a lot happier I guess,I can buy stuff I want,I can go skating,jamming with friens. I might even be able to buy a drumset.(and digital camera!) I might even have a chance to go around playing gigs.
But maybe my exam results would suffer. I don't know,but whatever it is...i know that I want not my future be gloom and miserable and plagued with various problems.
I shall take the middle path as Lord Buddha taught. Do not be too rich,do not be too poor. Being too rich means a lot of problems because of worries that business may be taken over by the wrong hands when one is old,or competition may cause business to drop. Being too poor(like I think I am,i hate this house) will also cause problems to the soul in which we wonder when the poor life will end,what will i put on my table tomorrow.
So I'll go on the middle lane,just try to be on the slightly higher middle path.
PS:Do I get to claim insurance if I burn my own house down?
Posted at 11:29 pm by kirksman
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I' don't know why but I get extremely annoyed when i read malaysians that blog in BM. Not just normal malay,the jungle malay. In which they use ...like this,we type"Sudah makan?" they type... "Dah akan ke blom?" It's no wonder the goverment is promoting the use of bahasa baku. Or at least used to promote the use of bahasa baku.I guess they quit promoting it because the locals were already so used to speaking in the "Melayu Hutan" as I call it. Or maybe,for fear that the police might stop us at the roadside and ask to look at our IC because we sound like indonesians. And knowing the amount of malaysians that do not bring IC out,imagine the complications that may arise. It's just so irritiating and stupid and kinda shows that we're a country that albeit has acheived numerous amazing stuff like the tallest TWIN tower in the world,cannot speak our nation's language properly. Or maybe it's because I'm easily annoyed due to my surroundings. I have a mom that has a horrible temper. One minute she'd be calling this lil baby "Darling,sayang.." and the next moment when the baby is doing that "eek ekK ekkK" sound,she'll be like a mad bull shouting and screaming at the top of her lung that can cause any siren or alarm within 5 miles burst in shame. She's also so weird in the sense that she will always get angry for the smallest of reasons. Or rather she tries to speak to me in a very,mature way,in a very, professional adultish way.(now don't think of the word adult as sex all the time) I asked her if I could get a gym membership, and she goes "Why must you get one? Can't you excercise at home? Can't you just go jogging" That's why I can't stand housewives. She says that I look down on her because she only has Form 5 education and never work in the outside world like my aunties and all. She keeps saying his,but the fact is.....I've never said that I look down on her. I've never complained anything. It's just that she's such a whiner that I can't stand it sometimes. My knee caps are problematic,I have a pretty bad knee problem. I cannot jog too much because it puts strain on my knee caps. So I prefer to use a Stairstepper or cycling machine. But does she care? NOOO~!! She thinks short term. If I get a wife in future,I must make sure that my wife works in a multinational company,meets professionals, attends seminars and talks and self improvement programmes and most importantly,makes a fuck load of money along with mine. Then I believe I can give my children of the future a happy life.

Posted at 07:34 pm by kirksman
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